just-shower-thoughts:

Shazam but instead of for music, it’s for that weird noise your car is making

jonahryantology:

say what you want about millenials but at least we dont lick our fingers to turn a page

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achievement-hunter-fan:

This but with Jeremy Dooley

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pixelenchanter:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

panicatthe21falloutromance:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

the only valid corporate twitter account is merriam-webster

And sparknotes. Don’t forget sparknotes.

give us some sparknotes screenshots then

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses here are just a few

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prokopetz:

As cat owners we like to joke about how the cat is the one who’s really in charge, but let’s be honest here: my cats think they’re in charge, but they’re also fucking dumbasses. It’s sort of an incompetent-king-and-long-suffering-advisor arrangement, if the king were prone to getting their head stuck in Kleenex boxes.

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